Album: SCTV is on the air!

Description: Have Sammy Holidays and a Maudlin New Year

Description: Sexy Holidays To You!

Description: San Fransiciski? So how did you came, you drove'n did you flew? (Notice his office door in the sketch to see why we put his name on bottom!)

Description: Single from the 1981 album Great White North

Description: Come on down!

Description: The best network president and station owner in all of Melonville!

Description: The owner of Harry's Discount Sex Shops!

Description: You know why he uses that wheelchair.

Description: Don't touch that dial Americans. We have programs for YOU!

Description: The original "Channel 109" SCTV logo

Description: Cancelled halfway through its first episode, The William B. Show will NOT be seen next week!

Description: Now you can dress like one of the cast!

Description: Growing up, getting tall, things are starting to look real small!

Description: Yosh and Stan, thank you for the music!

Description: Joltin' Joe's new San Francisco chow house. Anyone who strikes out Joe eats free!

Description: Big Jim McBob and Billy Sol Hurok!

Description: Melonville's favorite oversexed Station Manager!

Description: One camera. One microphone. No budget.

Description: He loves you. So vote for him, man.

Description: The poster for Jackie's seminal concert film!

Description: Our exclusive artwork for Jackie Rogers Jr.'s book about his showbiz legend father!

Description: From the classic SCTV parody of The Godfather

Description: The classic 1981 episode where the SCTV cast and crew fall victim to alien mind control!

Description: Melonville's premiere acapella group! Some of their biggest hits included "Step Around My Clip-on Tie", "Who Made the Egg Salad Sandwiches?", "I'm the Goof In The Classroom" and "Patsy Has the Largest Breasts in Town."

Description: This 1982 rare album cover is SCAAAAARY!

Description: Celebrate their iconic performance on the Pre Teen World Telethon!

Description: I hate the bloody queen! She made me go to school!

Description: The legendary live special where Lola sang the song THEY didn't want her to do... and she named names!

Description: Johnny LaRue almost bankrupted the network with that crane shot!!

Description: The classic boxing match between Mr. Rogers and Julia Child! Beverly Sills and Joan Sutherland pole vaulting... and so much more!

Description: Hosted by Rockin' Mel Slirrup who brings you the best acts in music, and is ALWAYS treated with respect by audience members.

Description: Hosted by Rockin' Mel Slirrup who brings you the best acts in music, and is ALWAYS treated with respect by audience members.

Description: With co-host William B. Williams and special guests Bobby Bittman and Lola Heatherton!

Description: With William B. Williams and special guests Bobby Bittman and Lola Heatherton!

Description: Let's watch some video!

Description: It's making me mental, I must say!